PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO TO THE LINKS IN THESE SCREENSHOTS. THERE WILL BE VIRUSES AND YOU WILL GET AIDS AND DIE. Everyone has been a bit down lately about scouting, and I'm always like 'YOU GUYS It isn't that bad!' and everyone groans and says 'Lana, it isn't like scouting was in the old days where you walked up to a noob and they agreed to go to a room with a stranger, there is stranger danger now!' So I decided to get creative, so welcome to my new blog series..... That's right people, I'M GOING SCOUTING! I'm going to prove all you LAZY SOB's that SCOUTING IS SO FORKING EASY you can DO IT ANYWHERE, EVEN.... For those who don't know, Omegle is where random people randomly get paired up with people to chat together, you never know who the other person is, and they can chat about anything they like! But as I found out it was mostly about nudes. First I started using the normal feature where you randomly get paired up with a stranger... my first attempt went, not so great. BUT I PERSISTED! Honestly, "Karla" (IF THAT EVEN IS HER REAL NAME!) would have benefited from a WHOLESOME job like HDA TBQH. But I kept going... Alas, I was NOT interested in her sexy pics, and was really sad she ignored me. It was VERY RUDE TBH. But I soon realised everyone was on Omegle for one thing... ![]() KARLA DIDN'T EVEN LET ME FINISH!!! I can't believe I got her AGAIN considering there were meant to be.. 8000 FUCKING PEOPLE AND I KEPT RUNNING INTO FUCKING KARLA!!!!! But whatever, I had better people to be ignored by Some people were nice and talked to me though... BUT NO SERIOUS WHAT DOES HIA STAND FOR?!?!?!?!?! Dazed and confused, I stumbled out of being paired up with randoms, they clearly can't handle how AMAZING HDA is. So I moved over to the 'random question' part of Omegle. Again, for those who don't know you can ask two strangers a question and they will answer it. Most questions, as you can imagine, are something like this: and this... At this point I'm questioning my sanity, and why I do this stuff, but I SOLDIER ON, FOR YOU! THE PEOPLE STILL READING THIS!!!!! I 'pop' the question.... I ready my button to ask some strangers.... Stranger 1 is such a dick. I keep going, DETERMINED TO GET SOME INTEREST!!! STRANGER ONE SAID HI AND STRANGER TWO DISCONNECTED, WOWWW SO MEAN!!!! I Adjust my message and not mention Habbo, clearly bad for business. I try rebranding and give it another shot, after may failed attempts... STRANGER TWO IS TYPING!!! OK Not what I was expecting. HOW COULD THEY NOT EVEN FIND US ON GOOGLE?! COME ON!!!! Fed up at this point, I try and do a total rebrand, hopefully to target the type of audience on Omegle this time of night, and try and peak their interest in their favourite subject... I just don't understand it, nobody responded to the Heavy Dick Association AT ALL! I thought it was totally on brand for them ;/ ANYWAY Thanks for making it this far, where would you like to see me scout next? Get in touch, leave a comment or scream it at me in all caps on discord!!!!!!
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Lame
23/1/2019 01:03:17 pm
Suggest you post on some habbo website, and not something like Omegle - people on Omegle aren’t always habbo people. Wrong target, ma’am.
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violaslayer
24/1/2019 12:56:00 am
Scout on grindr :DDD
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29/11/2021 05:41:03 pm
Thank you for creating such informative blog. keep up the excellent work.
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