DISCLAIMER: Just want to make it clear, some HDA members are called out in this post, but I do not condone bullying or targeting of ANY members because of what is shown in these posts, be KIND to each other please and thank you <3 also shoutout to my Filipino translators and Connor for helping me find some Filipino speakers, you guys are the best!!! Anyway onto a very long Lana Undercover post.. get your tea ready ;)
Wow what a journey we have been on together over the last week! Since the first post came out we had such a great response, everyone seemed to love it (except a few in GI JOE). This week I'm going to post screenshots from the second half of my visit to GI Joe, unfortunately it is significantly less fun than the first post :( but lets get to it! Soooo... Ewan shows up trying to get HDA members BACK to HDA:
It didn't go unnoticed, there was A LOT of HDA there (more than they knew heh) including Celina!!!
Talk about one big happy family :3
Nope, Ewan wasn't screenshotting like crazy.. I WAS AHHAHAHAHHAA
I would say smile for the camera but it would have ruined the surprise :( Also I wasn't really there to get evidence of poaching members, apart from HDA's members being targeted significantly more, I already had screenshots of GI Joe members advertising in our base
Ironically this happened at the same time I was sitting at their front desks
We don't send alts to poach we sent alts to GET THE TEAAAAA ;) Also, HI IZZY!
Why bother sitting at FTF at the agency you're currently working at when you can sit FTF at an agency that its competing against, am I right? But nah, this was over a week ago now I'm sure everyone shown in these SS haven't been back since, removed any GI Joe badges and is 100 per cent dedicated to HDA!
She said it not me 👀
This is all fun and games, but I also witnessed some really sad stuff, like this convo between Melvin and the owner. It's all in Filipino but this is a rough translation of the screenshots:
If erits transfers here, I will also transfer.
HDA iCs are fool.
HDA thinks that they are the number 1 agency world.
F*ck, they are strict but they are idiot.
HAHAHAHA, "They are only Strict" "But Idiot" hahahahaha
Double Kill HAHA You makes me fool boi they are afriad.
they losing active workers. while here we are active xD The others goes Legend and LOA. they are now afraid. HAHAHHAH its fair but they don't need it.....
its fair but they don't need it to put us on BoS. Yes (OO)
Because the other people in here...
want to go back to HDA.
to see their friends there.
but these idiots... - i think they are expert in it. they are super insecure.
they lost an active workers... while here we are so active.
They are super insecure xD AHAHAHAHA and they are jealous.
They want all people are there.
hahahaha WTF They have an ugly system. Haha
Haha Even they say they are stable. absolutely ugly.
They then go on to continue their convo but talk about specific HDA members, who I won't post about here, because quite frankly, what they said was disgusting and I am really disappointed at what I witnessed while I was undercover, fair enough if you have an opinion about HDA, but to make it personal, talking about founders and members of HDA and calling us idiots and getting personal isn't gucci. But anyway, back onto what was said in English.. but before I do I'm just going to leave this grab from their website...
Pure showed up for a hot minute...
I wonder where everyone went? *thinking face emoji*...
But since the iCs didn't have any HDA members to distract them I FINALLY got promoted!!!
ANNND then I didn't again...
There was then a whole 5 minute discussion about whether to promote THEIR ONLY LOW RANK IN THE ROOM because their portal fucked up, likeeeee guys, join HDA, we have an easy to use logging of promos system that doesn't involve dicking around with portals!! You seriously cannot get your shit together with promoting I don't think I had one single promo that actually went smoothly while I was "working" there.
Got this sent to me while I was also sitting at GI Joe's front desks, like clearly advertising in HDA base AGAIN *eyeroll emoji* Ironically at almost the same time this gets asked in base:
FUN FACT! GI Joe is BoS because THEY KEEP ADVERTISING IN OUR BASE!!! But they aren't BoS if they want to transfer ;)
CLEARLY not just in your base though so like... get your facts str8 maybe?
I post part one of Lana undercover the day after (ish) and get a FANTASTIC response! I also get some killer feedback/discussion from GI staff..
That is ENOUGH about HDA guys, or Disciplines will be given!!!
Honestly, since I posted Lana Undercover part 1 I haven't heard much more about GI Joe, I think they are probably dying a slow death tbh, but SO GLAD for this fantastic content, if you are reading to here, THANK YOU for supporting this, the HDA Blog and our HDA community! It's a special one <3 This was all a bit of fun and I'm glad everyone has enjoyed it.. until next time! xo
Edited by: Purified & Vibrational